OMFG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
my dad just got a goat
I HAVE TO GO TO THE CARPET, I’M LATE, I’M SORRY!
i have looked into the mouth of hell, and i have seen the devil staring back
in ten years time theres going to be a whole generation of emotionally unstable adults with glasses and back problems who can type 100+ words per minute
It’s the five best moments of my sorry excuse for a life. My greatest hits. You know, memories… They’re all I’ve got.